Things that I learned from being a cashier at the Bookstore:

• Life takes VISA- roughly 98% of the student's I rang up paid with a VISA
• Standing for four consecutive hours is equivalent pain as to walking around for eight hours straight.
• Guys generally won't take a bag if they have one or two books. Girls usually will.
• Sometimes people are more attractive on their licenses than in real life.
• Guys ALWAYS look better with short hair.
• Paying for textbooks are painful, but the $5 discount we give out per every $100 a customer spends seem to perk them up every time.
• You can scan barcodes upside down.
• There are a TON of movies that end with the letter "N" but not nearly as many that start with the letter "E."
• Flat shoes make your behind hurt because of the constant shifting from foot to foot, heeled shoes make your feet hurt, but magically take the pain out of your backside.
  
• You can't help but shift your weight unconsciously.
  
• If you can do a P card the second day without asking help, you're considered a genius.
• The only book we rent out is the green Biology one.
• Small talk is hard for me.