Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Tonight is alive with the promise of a street fight (8)

RPS.

Rock~Paper~Scissors.

Oh yes.

Its back, and better than ever.

If you don't believe me, just ask Thatcher.

I'm helping bring it back. Its gonna catch on. Its really a fair game, and acutally has rules too. It useful for helping out in day to day dilemas, like who will empty the dishwasher tonight?

An Informative Tidbit from WorldRPS.com

GAMBITS
The Master's Guide to Rock, Paper & Scissors defines the term gambit as:
"A series of three successive moves made with strategic intention."

The use of Gambits in competitive RPS has been one of the greatest and most enduring breakthroughs in RPS strategy. Selecting throws in advance helps prevent unconscious patterns from forming and can sometimes reduce the subconscious signals that give away the next throw, often called “tells”. Gambits are the focal point of beginner strategy and form the basis of many advanced strategies.

The Great Eight Gambits
The mathematically inclined will quickly realize that there are only twenty-seven possible Gambits. All of them have been used and documented in tournament play. Each has several names from a variety of locales. There is no such thing as a “new” Gambit.The Great Eight Gambits are the eight deemed to be the most historically significant and widely employed. They also happen to be the only eight Gambits where there is near unanimous consent upon the names.

AVALANCHE: ROCK-ROCK-ROCK

A subtle, yet aggressive Gambit. It was the first of the Triple Gambits developed in the early 1890s. The Avalanche is a relentless and devastating offensive maneuver, which requires bravado bordering on recklessness to execute

THE BUREAUCRAT: PAPER-PAPER-PAPER

Formerly known as Confetti, the deadpan delivery of three successive Papers is the ultimate in passive-aggressive play.

THE CRESCENDO: PAPER-SCISSORS-ROCK

The slow-building nature of this Gambit makes it a very elegant opening series. The devastating Rock is the coup de grâce that gives the Gambit its name.

DÉNOUEMENT: ROCK-SCISSORS-PAPER

The Dénouement is the mirror of the Crescendo and uses a cooling-down approach. When used in tandem with the Crescendo the result is often a baffled opponent.

FISTFUL O' DOLLARS: ROCK-PAPER-PAPER

This move took the 1967 RPS World Championships by surprise and is arguably still one of the great surprise offensive moves. The rapid switch from offensive to defensive play can force an opponent into a vulnerable spot.

PAPER DOLLS: PAPER-SCISSORS-SCISSORS

The complexity of this series is belied by its apparent simplicity. Paper levels the playing field and is followed by a couple of quick and sneaky Scissors, which makes it an extremely effective Gambit against the unwary.

SCISSOR SANDWICH: PAPER-SCISSORS-PAPER

An invasive and devious Gambit. While not the most offensive of the Gambits its main purpose is to unsettle the opponent through use of the concealed Scissors.

TOOLBOX: SCISSORS-SCISSORS-SCISSORS

Effective use of the Toolbox requires steady hands and steely nerves. Given the puerile popularity of Rock, this Gambit is not suggested for use against beginners.


-World Champion

PS
Rock wins against Scissors,
Scissors wins against Paper
Paper wins against Rock

4 comments:

Courtney said...

everyone loves rps. i will help with the comeback. :D woot.

Combat Kyle said...

I'd take Ultimate Frisbee over Rock, Paper, Scissors, but who knows. It might be fun :D

Jaron Frost said...

what the crap... they have Rock Paper Scissors TOURNAMENTS?! World Tournaments?!

Obviously someone was REALLY bored one day...

Jaron Frost said...

Dont get me wrong. It sounds fun. I just think it would lose it's savor VERY quickly, and we'd all want to go back to Ultimate within a week or so. RPS isn't too complex...